Chivas USA vs. San Jose: Can Telefutura Please Do All Our Games?

I am watching today's game on Telefutura, which - as you might imagine - is a Spanish language channel. The best part about the commentary is that they insist on using each player's first two names. This is more common in Mexico, but sounds kind of funny in English. And by "funny," I mean, "Totally amazing." The play-by-play guy just told me that "Simon John Elliott is linking well with Heath Gregory on the flank."

Awesome.